Jesusland

Jesusland, was an area controlled by Newt Gingrich during the reign of Clinton IV. While the American Empire was reeling from the news revealed to it by Lewinsky the Harlot, Gingrich tried to disenfranchise Clinton by taking all the Red States and taking them out of the Empire. The American Empire could not combat Gingrich's forces under the command of George W. Bush II. Clinton abdicated and ran like a sissy. He was captured after he was given up by Lewinsky again, who he had visited for coffee, but quickly turned into sex. He was hanged by Hillary the Hardhearted after his capture.

Afterwards, Bush II became the new Emperor of America, and Gingrich brought Jesusland back into the Empire.