| Empire of the United States of America
a.k.a. American Empire | |
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 Conquests during the reign of Bush II and Obama's coup | |
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Capital |
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Largest city |
America |
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Official Languages |
Newspeak, Oldspeak |
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Government ‑Emperor ‑Vice Emperor ‑HCIC ‑President |
Kinda Democracy and Rapeocracy -George W. Bush III -Dick Cheney -Barack Obama -Keri McChickens |
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National Heroes |
Mata Nui, God, Jesus, Sidorak, Vakama, Huey Freeman, Barack "Next Son of God" Obama |
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Declaration of Independence |
Empire declared: January 1981 |
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Currency |
Almighty Dollar |
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Religion |
Christianity |
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Major Exports |
Pornography, McDonald's |
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Major Imports |
Female Entertainment Slaves, Pretty much everything else |
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